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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopp…
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked fir…
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Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water…
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I…
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A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast B: What was it? A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday.…
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Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.The reply from the railroad e…
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Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.The reply from the railroad e…
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed."What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked."No, I'm okay. …
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"Spell SPOT three times." "S P O T , S P O T , S P O T" "What do you do when you come to a green light?" (answer is invariably-) "…
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The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you." The man replys, "By the week or by the month?" The agent ans…
