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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Jerry Lewis…
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there…
The difference between
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turn…
Funny Lawyer Quotes
Here they come: There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. -Robert Smith Surtees Whoever tells the best stor…
How much is the charge?
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer."Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client."Of course", the lawy…
Nothing but the truth
"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?""Well, your Honour," said the wi…
Know the difference?
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.…
Never too late
You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late. Loni Anderson…
stop smoking
Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. C…
Giving up smoking
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain…
