Mike's Top 10 of 2009 Part One #10 through #6
People get all funked out & squirrely when you ask 'em to name their "Top Movies" because well what are you asking that dude? Ar…
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Review: The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
Rajo loves it, but knows it won't work... how tragic... Just before leaving to go and see The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, the l…
Review: The Men Who Stare at Goats
More funny than not is about the nicest thing I’ll say for The Men Who Stare At Goats, the directorial debut of actor-writer-pro…
Review: Bronson- The most violent prisoner in Britain just wants to perform
Michael Peterson, renamed Charles Bronson by his bare-knuckle boxing manager, is “Britain’s most violent prisoner”. He bungl…
Review: The Collector
The Collector, directed and co-written by the writer of the last three collectively execrable Saw movies Marcus Dunstan, seems per…
Review: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Harry Potter-on-a-budget meets Twilight-for-tween-boys turned off by that film’s mushy stuff, the really really poorly titled Ci…
TIFF 2009 - Midnight Madness Review #10: Ong Bak 2
Muddled and visceral: classic martial arts filmmaking. Star/director Tony Jaa and co-director Panna Rittikrai’s follow up to t…
TIFF 2009 - Midnight Madness Review #9: A Town Called Panic
Horse, Cowboy, Indian, Seamonster and Farmer: The Holy Story Pentangle A Town Called Panic is the anarchic, frenetic feature film…
TIFF 2009 - Midnight Madness Review #8: Symbol
The weirdest, funniest movie in the festival. Symbol is Japanese comic legend Hitoshi Matsumoto’s second feature, the follow up…
TIFF 2009 - Midnight Madness Review #7: Solomon Kane
I got to see an adventure movie. Why does that sound so weird to say? Michael J. Bassett’s adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s S…
