Sex Isn’t Everything (limerick)
For her he would hop he would run For her hed do feats that would stun For her worlds hed whirl For her treasures twirl For he…
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From Flowers Follow to the rap by Harry Potter
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Ticking Ticking Ticking to an outrageously funny music compilation
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The Choir Director (limerick)
The man oft had problems with test Lets face it for brains hes not blessed But here is the thing That gives him his zing To ma…
The Secret To His Speed (limerick)
Surprising how fast he could be The cause of that smoke it was he Just how he was spurred And when this occurred Whenever is h…
I Got Girls Drunk For My Evil Purposes (limerick)
You might think me low-life and skunk At bars I would get girls real drunk The boozes allurance Would cut their endurance As I…
Help! Someone Has Stolen Our Son (limerick)
They wouldnt see son anymore Some stranger had taken him oer To them rarely talked His brain now seemed blocked The day that l…
Her Beauty Was Really Breathtaking (limerick)
I met a young girl other day Her beauty took my breath away My dreams they did soar As never before As passed out on floor I d…
Best Way To Feel Good (limerick)
Told doctor I didnt feel good He said I dont see why you should To end my dismay Theres only one way Nurse Good must first say…
The Miracle Cure (limerick)
I found cure for my misery And cheaper than a doctors fee (And) from pain would be drawn A bright golden dawn When I set wife …
