I like work
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours…
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours…
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal…
Never memorize something that you can look up…
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA …
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't alw…
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo…
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That'…
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, th…
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.…
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse…