Three Economists & Three Mathematicians
Three economists and three mathematicians were going for a trip by train.Before the journey, the mathematicians bought 3 tickets b…
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Overworked!
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I…
A Trip to the Meat Market
A meat counter clerk, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will …
It's a very simple operation
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped…
The Cat?
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as the couple go …
Satan's Fence
Satan was building a fence around hell one day when St. Peter saw him and noticed that the fence was on their side a little.Well h…
Heart Transplant
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transp…
Dead Lawyer
A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but he died last week."The …
Chicken Or The Seed
A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken far…
Eat the watermelons
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping them…
