The Rich People's Party
There was a party that many rich people attended.The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas and many other …
There was a party that many rich people attended.The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas and many other …
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are you doing with these matches and ligh…
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was per…
There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall.Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the hous…
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a huma…
Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Ge…
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed h…
Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend.Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter. When the gir…
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to re…
When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy.When you…