Hillary in Heaven
Hillary died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind hi…
Hillary died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind hi…
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot.He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when…
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.After the man received the full treatment: shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut,…
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.He made a special case o…
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can expla…
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rummagged through the desk. He repli…
The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air …
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's…
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" she asked."Hunting fli…
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's tr…