- No matter how old you are,
- No matter how old you are,if a little kid shoots you witha toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love,or a gun, a shove…
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I have girl
I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"So Whenever She Calls I Am Not AroundMy Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p…
Examples of stupid questions people ask..
Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it'…
Miss Call
?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,They Want To Hang Out.…
Unknown No.1
Unknown No.1Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2Hi d…
Ma;Am
Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limitPlease let me go, I am a teacher. A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for …
for boys only
How to settle abroad? For Boys:Study hardGet good gradesAppear in ielts n toeflApply for student visaWait for the callAppear in th…
kiss me...........
I Want A KISSPlz KISS MeJaldi Koi B Nai HaiForan KaroJaldi Karo NaKISSU Know KISSMeansK-KoiI-IntrestingS-SMSS-Send KaroSoKISS Me!!…
I stair into your beautiful brown eyes,
I stair into your beautiful brown eyes,I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body.And as I brush the hair out of your face,I …
Munna bhai
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.MUNNA: kaiku ?CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.MUNNA: ten…
