Why are you waiting so long to report your stolen car to the police i m giving them time to fix it
Why are you waiting so long to report your stolen car to the police i m giving them time to fix it…
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When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor…
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep -
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep -…
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way…
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front = Waseem_Rockx…
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning…
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect…
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problem
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems…
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! -
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! -…
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet…
