Nagtataka ba kayo Why you're Instagram posts don't score many hearts? Well heto yung theory: You're #annoying
Wag mag-alala pwede po pa naman yang baguhin but first here are the top 10 Instagram habits na dapat mo talagang tigilan.
- BEGGING FOR FOLLOWERS
Heto yung masakit na katotohanan: If ang finallow mo na tao ay hindi nag follow back sa'yo, eh di wow! Obvious naman na hindi ka niya gustong ifollow. Kaya wag ka ng magleave ng comment "please follow back. Nagmumukha kang tanga niyan. :3
- TURNING INSTAGRAM INTO YOUR PERSONAL PHOTO ALBUM
Okay lang naman mag #selfie paminsan-minsan para malaman ng tao na confident ka sa sarili mo pero grabe naman! Sana alam mo rin na lahat ng sobra ay masama. Kakaumay naman kasi na puro mukha mo nalang ang nakikita namin sa Facebook. Unless nalang if ok lang sa'yo na eunfollow ka dahil sa naka flood mo na Duck Face.
- EXTRA LONG CAPTIONS
Kung maka caption wagas. Gawin ba namang diary ang instagram? hahaha.
- LOVING EVERY TREND
Hindi mo ba napansin na you said the same thing about milk tea, fruit tea, krispy kreme, Jco, Yellow Cab, etc.? Naman! You keep exausting the word "favorite". Ikaw na ang may maraming favorite na kahit yung mga followers mo ay hindi na alam kung "ano ba talaga". If I know you keep posting this kind of stuff so that they will know how "cool" you are. Also, if I will guess kung ano ang favorite sports mo, it will be "social climbing". :3
- BEING A “POSER”
Yung mga tao na nagpopost kahit hindi naman sa kanila yung photo. Again, alam ko kung ano ang favorite sport mo. So, hindi mo kami madadaya. LOL :3
- DROPPING THE FAST FASHION LABEL FROM BRAND COLLABS
Its called "collab" for a reason! It's not the same and it baffles us that you can't tell the difference.
- CHEESE OVERLOAD
Alam naman namin what true love really means. Hindi mo naman kailangan ipaalam sa public ang lahat ng ka echosan na yan. For example, yung mga balak mong magsusuicide ka. Nakow ang OA! Papansin ka lang. :3
- TAKING PHOTOS OF YOUR SHOPPING BAGS
Oo na! ikaw na ang mayaman! Ikaw na ang may maraming pangshopping. HAHA. Pero FYI you don't need to brag as if you picked up some big-ticket item at Chanel or Dolce & Gabbana when all you have is a yellow bag.
- CRAZY FOODSTAGRAMMER
Oks lang naman mag picture ka kahit dalawa or tatlong dishes na bago pa sa panlasa mo, you're followers might even thank you for introducing them sa isang bagong pagkain/restaurant pero grabe naman kahit umagahan, tanghalian, hapunan pinopost mo? oh sige isama na natin ang snacks. Kahit kakarampot na burger at fries lang sa Jollibee na may kasamang maraming tissue pinopost mo rin sabay sabing "Here at Jollibee". Ulol wala kaming paki kay Jollibee. :3
- SHOWING TOO MUCH SKIN
Again, okay lang din magpost ng ganito lalo na at proud ka talaga na naglost ka ng weight. PERO! Again, wag na man pasobrahan please lang. Instagram itey! Hindi itey isang porn site, so stop uploading photos of your boobs for the whole world to see. Leave it to Kim Kardashian to “break the internet.” :3