You say you don’t watch Bollywood movies, but we know you do! So, after watching so many dumb movies that make no sense at all, let’s have a little fun!

Here are just some of the ridiculously absurd things that only happen in Bollywood.

 

 

1. Dancing like this is supposed to be cool and safe…

2. Does this look romantic? If a stranger does this to you, chances are you will just slap him.

3. According to Aamir Khan, it takes decades of practice to fool gravity!

4. Nobody really likes the yellow color this much unless they are in a prep school that celebrates Yellow Day.

5. Sadly, no one wakes up like this.

6. Aww, adorable. Nah. No guy really likes a girl who is this shy. You will just look stupid, not cute.

7. Your nose will never be this strong… never. We repeat: never. Never ever.

8. This helicopter can make a great ceiling fan during hot summer days. Don’t you think?

9. If this is how you save your girlfriend’s life, she will probably dump you.

10. In the end, let’s just be happy that we don’t possess such strength. Who will replace the tiles?

Want to see more hilarious stuff? Check this out!