Fast-paced and just a bit insane, it’s a city that will get under your skin.
1. You will become blasé about security.
Sure, armed guards are the norm and you instinctively avoid no-go areas but, in general, life goes on. When strikes, muggings and the like are so common it’s difficult to maintain a heightened level of worry.Yes, you will become a total dheet when it comes to Karachi’s halaat.
Concerned relatives from out of town will phone you after a scary news report but you’re likely to be at a restaurant or GT when they call. No changing plans unless bullets are actually flying - and if they are, you'll be so practiced that you can have the shutters down and the drawbridge up in under 10 minutes
3. You will get robbed
Consider it a rite of passage and pray that you get off lightly.
Hopefully the worst that will happen is that someone will steal your wallet or phone at gunpoint. Some traffic signals are notorious for this and I have an uncle who faced a gun at two consecutive traffic signals. Hopefully you won’t be kidnapped or have your home invaded by robbers but in a city like Karachi there are no guarantees.
You will definitely know someone who’s gone through this horrible ordeal.
4. Your wardrobe will gradually turn beige and white
5. Your driving will deteriorateIt may be our tropical climate or our love of subtle chic, but Karachi-ites wear a LOT of white, off-white, ecru and beige. Live here for any length of time and your wardrobe will start to reflect this.
Karachi's pick and mix attitude to traffic laws will get to you sooner or later.
Most drivers ignore traffic rules completely and operate on the principal of “might is right”. The horn is king and giving way is unheard of.
You can try to stick to sensible driving practices but it’s likely that one day you will decide, “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”.
6. You will realise that electricity and running water are luxuries
You will come to rely heavily on your electricity generator and your water tanker wallah.Karachi is definitely better off than many rural areas of Pakistan but the sort of uninterrupted services you get abroad are a dream for Karachi-ites.
7. You'll become surgically attached to your sunnies
8. You will lose weightThe sun shines here almost 365 days a year. As glorious as that sounds to those who live in more gloomy climates, the constant bright sunshine can get to you. If you couldn’t retreat behind your sunnies, you’d go mad.
Karachi subscribes wholeheartedly to the adage that “you can never be too rich or too thin”.
The average socialite in Karachi is significantly lighter than her counterparts in other parts of Pakistan. You'll find yourself joining the gym or an exercise class or downloading diet plans.
If you're coming from abroad, you’ll drop a few pounds from the repeated stomach infections that you'll get as your body develops immunity to our local bugs.
9. You will realise that 'chai pani' is necessary to get anything done
10. Your friends will become your extended family'Chai pani' has nothing to do with chai (tea) or pani (water) and everything to do with greasing palms. It’s not a coincidence that Pakistan ranks among the most corrupt countries in the world.
You will make very dear friends who will be like family.Even though living in Karachi can be a challenge, it holds some of the most generous, warmhearted people in the world.
