#1 This kid in a tuxedo holding a tiny sewing machine.

The UPS driver behind him is laughing. He backed his truck OFF A SIDEWALK, he is talking to three cops and somehow he is LAUGHING.

#2 This monkey puking on a wall.

Did he have a rough night? You know that's not just a plain white tee, so what does his shirt say? Did he see his European friend's plumber's crack and it just pushed him over the edge? And who's the Scandinavian bro taking pictures?

#3 This Christmas-themed family photo.

Something about the bulldog's facial expression tells me he'd rather be elsewhere, but feels sort of bad for his human in the way that you feel bad for that one friend who just doesn't understand that Crocs will never be OK, no matter how comfortable they are. Some people you can't fix.

#4 This engagement shot.

It's gotta be an engagement shot despite the fact that she's wearing the ring on the wrong hand, right? That's just how Florida works, people. They are a simple folk who see the beauty in everything, dog anuses included.

#5 This bro, covered in cacti, surrounded by EMT.

We know that he was golfing, but what we DON'T know is why he rolled around in a field of spiky greens and how he is still on his feet.