The phone rang, the little girl ran to pick up the phone ... 

Man: "Hello, My sweetie, Dad here, where's your mother? " 

Girl: "Mom is in the bedroom on the 2nd floor with Uncle John". 

The man said bitterly: "Who is John? Our family have no relative that  named John  ". 

Girl: "But , Yes Dad , each time after Dad goes away , Uncle John always comes". 

A moment later, the man calmed down and said, "My sweetie , you and me play a game . don’t you ? 

Girl happily said: "Well, Dad". 

Man: "Now you open the mother’s  door, then loudly shout: Dad come back !, then return to the phone ". 

The girl did as advice, not long after hearing a squall, then girl keep on the phone ... 

Man: "How about your mother?" 

Girl: "Mom  rushes out of the room, carelessly  fell down  from the stair, now do not move anymore " 

Happily ,  the man continued to ask: "So, how is Uncle John? " 

Girl: "I saw him pay jump from second floor window to the pool, but it seems that he has forgotten that Dad has drained off the pool, and now, he is  on bottom and also do not move. " 

The man mused for a moment .... 

Man: "Swimming pool ...? What is pool  at home ? Is this phone number XXXXXX or  not? " 

Girl: "No" 

Man: "So eh, sorry, I got a wrong call " ...... ..