A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:

“How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon,

A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39