Advice From Men To Women... 
Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...

If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it....

Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one....

Please don't drive when you're not driving....

Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline....

When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.