Just Joking

Boy 1 : Just wait I have to eat my meal before we go.

Boy 2 : What's that?

Boy 1 : Salad

Boy 2 : Why there's no macaroni?

Boy 1 : No, there not lot of salad will need macaroni

Boy 2 : Ah .. I know If you  want i go to buy macaroni ? and give me some that , I bring it to my house.

Boy 1 : I don't like macaroni ,  because I tried to be vegetarian.

Boy 2 : What vegetarian?

Boy 1 : Who eat veggies, like our neighbor  Tom who eats only vegetables.

 Boy 2 : Ah.. I know because he looks slim and healthy thats why.

Boy 1 : Yes, I also want to be vegetarian because I'm getting fat now.

Boy 2 : .....

Boy 1 :  Oh why your not talking.?

Boy 2 : I just thinking what you said right now.

Boy 1 : Why? Do you like be vegetarian also?

Boy 2 : No...No.. because you said vegetarian only eats veggies, right?

Boy 1 : Yes, what's the matter?

Boy 2 : This is crazy because I'm always exchanging my meal to my officemate , he is humanitarian, it means I'm cannibal right?

Boy 1 : ....?

Boy 2 : Please answer me dude,  Am I Cannibal now?

Boy 1 : ......Yes dude you're a cannibal..... and please read dictionary sometimes ,Fool!

Hahaha..