I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to get clean. I'm going to stand under the water and think about my day. And think about my life. And think about nothing. I'm going to think and think and get clean. Get very clean. I'm going to soap up and soap down. I'm going to rinse off. I'm going to think more and waste just enough hot water to the point that I will begin to feel bad. Then I'll remember that the wife also needs to shower. Then I'll turn the water off and immediately wish it was back on.