Respected Sir;

                      With deep regret I have to inform you that my father had given me Rs. 2000 for the fess. 200 were used for watching Avataar with my friends.. 500 were used for the pub paas with my girlfriend and 500 for the drinks there.

                      I got her cell recharged for Rs. 300.. the rest 500 I lost in a bet with my friend - I said that the English teacher is having an affair with the Math sir only but its surprising to know that she has an affair with you too...

Now you have two options -

1. Forget about my fees

2. The notice Boards will have a very important announcement tomorrow

Regards