Everything has a warning label on it these days. Even a hot cup of coffee must warn you that it is hot. Are people really that stupid?

No we are not. It's just that years ago McDonald's was sued because someone spilled hot coffee on themselves. There was no warning and McDonald's was held liable. That started the warning label craze!

This got me to thinking what would warning labels on people be like. Let's interact and share our secret. If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

Mine would say something along the lines of, "Warning, emits noxious fumes every so often."