It’s pretty much universally agreed that chocolate spread is one of the best things on the planet, so when Japanese company Bourbon announced cheese-like chocolate slices everyone lost their minds (and rightly so).

The makers kindly demonstrated all the ways you can improve regular food by smothering it in a chocolate slice.

You can get extra-creative with the chocolate slices.

And they’re 100% Instagram-ready.

Square chocolate on round pancakes?! Woah.

Cut out funky shapes and dramatically improve a Swiss Roll (what even is jelly?).

Sorry ‘clean-eating’ brigade, we’ll have our organic fruit covered in naughty, delicious chocolate.

We’re not 100% sure what this is, but look — chocolate! Bet it tastes divine.

Sadly, a pack of chocolate slices costs $23, which seems a hefty tax for our laziness. Boo.

For now we’ll just try melting entire blocks of chocolate on everything we eat. That’s basically the same, right?