APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

DOS: Defective Operating System

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

WWW: World Wide Wait

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics