1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on bicylce..

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again..

4.Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..

5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then, neither does milk.. :) :)