Working on a sitcom that involves having a talking donkey as a narrator. First the writing team asks if this is an animated donkey and when I say no its a real donkey they ask if I know that donkeys don't talk. When i say yes but we will put some peanut butter on a real donkeys mouth and then record him licking it off so we can put the words in his mouth the next question is "so how long will it take for him to learn Mandarin".