1. Message

A boy unilaterally loves a girl but he does not dare to express.
One day, up the courage, he composes a love message and presses the send at 1am.
Reply to soon, but the boy is so anxiety and decides to read it the next day.
The next morning, the boy presses the View ... and shocks
"Your account is not enough to send a message, please recharge”

2. The definition of husband

How do the women think about their husbands?
- The female Philosopher asserted: "Husband is a state of matter; it is never lost, it only transferred from one person to another".
- Ms. Medical staff warned: "Husband is a drug resistant bacterium and very difficult to treat."
- Ms. Banker lamented: "Husband is a hot loan specialist, but no affordability ".
- The female Farmers confessed: "Husband is rice seed, unless we take the advantage to sow all in our field, at risk of female neighbors will borrow the seed".