The poor man and the rich man
Apoor man went to a house of a rich man and asked for a piece of bread.the rich man said:we have no bread in the house.
please give me a little of last night food.the rich man said:there is nothing left we ate it all.
The doctor and the patient
The doctor was trying to encourage a gloomy patient.you are in no real danger he said i have had the same disease my self.
yes,the patient said,but you didnt have the same doctor.
How to spend money
Mr.Rahim give his wife money every friday evening.but always spent it before the new wednesday,that for the next three days she had none.every tuesday evening Mr.Rahim asked her,''but what did you spent all that money on''? and she always answerd,''I dont know''.one friday Mr.Rahim brought home an exersise book and pencil and gave them to his wife with her money.now look!he said to her.when you get money from me write down,what happens to the money.when Mr.Rahim came home the next tuesday,his wife came to him the book .I have done what you told me.she said happily, on one page she had written,''friday 28 june.I got 18$ from Mr.Rahim.and on the opposite page ,tuesday 2 july I have spent it all.
'''Becareful of your money'''
Small talking dog
A small talkind dog was a big succes when it came to our theater.It told jokes,sang songs and did alot her funny things on the stage .but one they while it was singing one of its songs,a bigger dog came in to the theater,stopped,listened for a few moments and then ran up and jumped on the stage .the small talking dog tried to get away,but the bigger dog caught it by the skin of its neck and carried it off the stage.just as two animals were disappearing behind the curtains at the side of the stage.the small talking dog said :Im sorry about this ,every body.this is my mother.she does not want me to be an actress.she wants me to be a doctor.
'''Never try to impose your ideas in others because everyone has his taste.'''
Joke
The second world war was began, and john wanted to join the army,but he was only 16 years old ,and boys were allowed to join the army if they were 18 years old so when the doctor of the army examind him,he said that he was18 years old.
but John's brother joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor was examind him too,this doctor remembered the old boys family name ,so when he saw John's papers he surprised and said how old are you?
18 years old sir.but your brother was 18 years old too,are you twin? oh no sir and his face turned red and said: my brother is five months older than me.
