Health Curious... Jokes :)

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Boy 1 : what you doing here my friend ?

Boy 2 : just  waiting for you..where are you?

Boy 1 : Im jogging

Boy 2 :Great, are you healthy?

Boy 1 : Ok lets come in, im thirsty.

Boy 2 : So your jogging , in able to be healthy?

Boy 1 : Nope, I just want to excess some waste from my body.

Boy 2 : Just poop always..

Boy 1 : Im just doing detox, I don’t wanna eat meat, just fruits and vegetables,and more water.

Boy 2 : What do you want to eat while you drinking beers, Carrots?

Boy 1 : Your idiot, i don’t want to drink alcohol also.

Boy 2 : Crazy,, its  sad to have detoxifying.

Boy 1 : Because I read in magazine,. Although you consume less cholesterol and alcohol .. it just collect in your body also,.. here read this..

Boy 2 :  What’s this

Boy 1 : Health magazine give to me by my mother.

Boy 2 :  Ah cause you want to be healthy.? According to this, you can collapse if you have over toxins in your body. Even if you have no history of hypertension, you can suddenly have a heart attack.

Boy 1 : Yes im scared, so im doing detox now.. and if I were you ,, do it also.

Boy 2 :  Even if you’re a young ones, also you can be stroke at early age and because of that im avoiding this now..

Boy 1 : so your not drinking alcohol for a while..? and not eating meat..?

Boy 2 :  No!..

Boy 1 : You said you now  avoiding those ??

Boy 2 :  Yes.. starting now,. I wont read it anymore..

^_^ Stay Healthy and happy!!



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