THE AGENCY GUY Im from Connecticut I excelled at the Ivy League school I attended, especially in Business Frat frat frat, rowing rowing rowing I like to wear collared shirts under crewneck sweaters that look vintage, but really I just bought them at Diesel for 700 I now work in an agency, famous person, famous person, famous person You should hang out with me I know famous person, famous person, famous person Agency

 

THE WRITERS ASSISTANT I have over 64 flannel shirts and 14 pairs of jeggings You should come see my improv comedy group We perform in a junkyard in Watts and its totally legit Do you want to read my feature Or my pilot Or my short I pretend I have a writing job, but really I just take the Executive Producers bratty kids to auditions for Gap Commercials Check out my new Toms

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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