The husband wrote:

Dear Love,

I wrote this letter to tell you that I am going to leave you for ever. I was a good husband to you this past 8 years. But this past 2 weeks, you've gone too far. Your boss called and told me that you resigned from your work and this last one I can't accept. Last week, you came home and you did not notice my new hair cut, cooked your favorite viand and I wore my new boxer short. But you just ate about a minute and then you watched your favorite soap opera and slept. You did not tell that you love me now, we are not having sex and other things that a couple must do. Though you did not had an affair, then maybe you do not love me anymore. What ever it is, I will leave you.
Sincerely,
Ex-husband
P.S. Anyway, don't look for me anymore. I will live together with your sister Carla.

The Wife wrote:

Dear Ex-love,

I am so happy with your letter to me. It is true that we had been living together for 8 years but you are not that good than what I thought. I watched my favorite soup opera to somehow lose my anger and annoyance to you but it did not help. I noticed your new haircut but I thought you look ugly so I just kept quiet since my mom taught me to shut up when there's nothing good to say. And when you cooked my favorite viand, you might mistakenly identified me as my sibling since I was not eating pork since 8 years up to now. About your new boxer short, I turned my back when I saw the P999 tag price and I thought that I hope it was just a coincidence that my sibling borrowed P1000 from me this morning. So when I won P100 million, I resigned from work and I bought 2 plane ticket for us for Italy. But when I came home, you are gone. I guess all of these things happening have a purpose. I hope you will be happy with the life you chose. My lawyer said that your letter is an evidence to prove that you will get nothing from me even a cent. So just be careful.

Lovingly yours,
Ex-wife
P.S. I can't remember if I mentioned to you that my sister Carla was originally a Carlo. I hope it won't be a problem.