I have a friend, Aaron Joseph, who I practically force to make me eggs whenever he sees me.

I don't have a real good reason for this, I just mostly find it funny. Also, Vodka is usually involved - so, there's that.

And, he does.

I assume it's mostly because he just wants me to stop asking him to do it.

So, he does.

In return, my contribution to the cause, is I sit at his table and draw all sorts of faces on the eggs.

This is a completely moronic post, but you should try it sometime anyway. There's nothing quite like the look on someone's face when they open a cartoon and see 12 angry faces staring back at them. It's like a '12 Angry Men' jury box!

[Yes, I do need to get some better hobbies...]