If Every State Had a Disney Character Posted on 10 November 2015 at 10:18 If Every State Had a Disney Character Makes a big deal about customs and etiquette - but will treat you like yesterday's trash if your kind isn't wanted around these parts. Not only is it cold, but it needs to be kept separated from everyone else. Prefers living in an arid desert for some reason, and is NOT a fan of outsiders. Deeply religious but is still looking to screw you. The top of it is literally on fire most of the time. Is way higher than the rest of us (both literally and metaphorically). Rich, old, and relentless in their pursuit of capitalism. The first, and possibly the most boring. Seems bright and happy at a glance, but soon you'll uncover its true, swampy nature. Has a rich history of tradition, honor, and trying to murder people it doesn't like. Also, big on fruits.