This happened a few years ago...

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I had to run an errand for my son today and in return he drove us through the Starbucks drive thru. I'm not a Starbucks fan, but he insisted.

They have this new Cherry Mocha something or other. I told him to order me that. He handed it to me and continued to wait for his order.

He asked how it was and I said, "It's not bad... it doesn't make me want to gouge anyone's eyes out and take hostages."

That would be right around the time that everyone within 5' of the drive thru window stopped and stared into the car.

IT WAS A COMPLIMENT!
Sheesh