An  8-­‐year-­‐old  girl  went  to  her  dad,  who  was  working  in  the  yard.  
She asked  him,  "Daddy,  what  is  sex?"  
The  father  was  surprised  that  she  would  ask  such  a  question,  
but   decides  that  if  she  is  old  enough  to  ask  the  question,  
then  she   is  old  enough  to  get  a  straight  answer.  
He  proceeded  to  tell  her  all  about  the  'birds  and  the  bees'.  
When   he  finished  explaining,  the  little  girl  was  looking  at  him  
with   her  mouth  hanging  open.  
The  father  asked  her,  "Why  did  you  ask   this  question?"  
The  little  girl  replied,  "Mom  told  me  to  tell  you  that  dinner   would  be ready in just a
couple of secs."