Jack was attending the funeral service of the richest man in the city.
Because he was weeping bitterly, a man asked sadly, " was the deceases one of the dear relatives? "No" said jack.
" Then why are you crying?" asked the stranger. " Because I'm not one of the relatives," answered jack.

 

 

“We are going to have a wonderful time tonight, honey” said the young man to his fiancee as he greeted her in the living-room of her parents’ home. “I have three tickets to the theater.” “But why do we need three tickets?” asked the truly beautiful girl. “Simple,” said he “They are for your mother, father, and brother.”