1. Take the first 2 digits of your home phone number and add them to the last 2 digits of your phone number.

1. Multiply by 365.
2. Write the number on a new sheet of paper.
3. Fold the first page in half.
4. Now fold the second page.
5. Place them side by side.
6. Now pick up the two sheets - sheet one in your left hand and sheet two in your right hand.
7. Find a bin/drawer and place the sheets in it.
8. Now using both your hands...
9. Slap yourself around the head while repeating:
   "I'm a stupid person who wastes too much time on junk like this."

Hahaha Math is really fun