A black man lost in the desert. Hot sun, thirsty but looking around the whole neck still see the sand is just sand.
Almost fainted when he cried out: "Oh God save me!"
Immediately God appeared and said, "I give you three wishes!"
Happily, do not hesitate, he estimated:
- First: Let me be as white people. Second: There's always a woman sitting inside. - Third: Always drink the water also.
"OK!" - God smiled, and BOOM !!! He suddenly turned into ... "the female toilet" Laughing