Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana.
Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai !
Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
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Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe!
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Kaamchor Ho!
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Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
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Tumhe Nahin Milega.
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Iss Liye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!