Midnight jokes

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Door call Bell, late-night monologue, the question from the House:

 

-Who is it?

 

-Open the door, police!

 

-Nobody Home.

 

-Who said it?

 

-You heard me right now.

 

-Then why the light on?

 

-I turned off the lights right now here.

 

4 in the morning, Jim received his phone call to be neighbors:

 

-Dog House that tru does intertwine to bark all night as her father died so his motherdie?

 

The next day, also 4 a.m., Jim phone again:

 

-The Dog House I do not matter, because the day it sleeps.

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