More Marriage Advice

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


2. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
   To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.


3. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


4. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


5. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


6. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


7. A woman has the last word in any argument. 
   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


8. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


9. My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.


10. See about Marriage Maths