A guy (Ashton Kutcher) and girl (Natalie Portman) try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want something more. Since this movie hits theaters in January, specifically the month that studios dump the crappiest of the crappiest movies into theaters, Natalie Portman must be glad that she is in contention for a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her December 2010 movie release, Black Swan. And Ashton Kutcher, well, Ashton Kutcher should be glad that he still gets roles in which he can take off his clothes and prance around in his no-so-remarkable aging body.. yes, he’s nearly 33, but seems so much older since we’ve seen so much of him what with his fake marriage to the lesbo Demi Moore.