Sulat ni Inday
Sumulat si Inday sa kanyang ina.
“Dear Mom, Had it not been for the smelling salt, I would have collapsed a moment ago; Junior has become an uncontrollable little monster! Remember when he accidentally fell and hit his head on the marble floor at home last week? A bloody mess that was!
This week, he was summoned by the principal of that shabbily run academy for smacking a classmate’s face! And the academe — what a pretentious bunch of baboons!
Oh dear, I never imagined being a governess can be a such an unbearable source of torturous aggravation.
Your daughter, Inday
Kinabukasan, sumagot ang tatay ni Inday.
Dear Inday, WALANGHIYA KA! MAGPADALA KA NG PERA! NASA OSPITAL ANG NANAY MO, DUMUGO ANG ILONG SA KAKABASA NG PESTENG SULAT MO! Nagmamahal, Tatay
Maling Panahon Umutot
Sumakay ka ng jeep na maraming tao. Gusto mong umutot, buti na lang malakas ang music. Bawat utot mo sabay sa beat……
Pagbaba mo namangha ka, dahil lahat ng tao nakatingin sa iyo.
At saka mo lang naalala: nakaheadset ka pala!
