What made me post about this was @ako-eto 's blog about Marriage. Last Dec25, when our family Christmas celeb was about to wrap up in the evening, I came over my bestfriend's house for some girl bonding. Then she came across this article on Facebook which I had her read out loud for me (kasi di ako marunong magbasa...chos!). So far here's what I could only remember about it.
1) When somebody told you, "Ang taba mo!"...reply with "I'm blessed."/"I'm enjoying life." or anything that goes along with these lines.
2) To "Mas bagay sayo long hair,"...reply with "I like it more this way."
3) "Kelan ka mag-aasawa?" - (Haha I've done this before especially to those who thought they have the perfect marriage life to even ask/insist on this matter.) "Bakit? Masaya ba buhay may-asawa?", "Convince me how great marriage life is."
Do you have anything else to add?