A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down
the street when a masked robber runs out of the
bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon
decides to leave the bullets in because it's too
risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter
walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks
the mother.
"I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
replies the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what
happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks
in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee
and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and
explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.
"It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened,
you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot
the dog."