On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak
to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit
from the mistakes of another?"

"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor, disappointed that Frank would
even ask such a question.

"In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider
returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last
July."