Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

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Q. 3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America. They decided to americanize their names.

A. Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.

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Q: What do poker and sex have in common?

A: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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Q. Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

A. Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Q. Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A. She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future?

A: He buys TWO cases of beer.