My wife believes she is a better driver, I let our dog decide...

1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper.

2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday.

3. Marriages (Rest of the world) = x + y
Marriages (In India) = ∫xdx + ∫ydy

4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile.

5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something you are in India.

6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'.

7. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your cast.

8. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors.

9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it.

10. And the ultimate one:
Where liking a Facebook post gets you arrested, raping doesn't.

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Seven Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Seven.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Seven!

Teacher: Where do you get seven from?

Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.