Today I was quite bored so I decided to get a biot of exercise. I grabbed a bunch of old sneakers and my 40-foot extension ladder. I was going from telephone pole to telephone pole and hanging sneakers from the power lines.

It started to rain and I slipped off my ladder. I grabbed on to the high=voltage wire to save and I was shaking like a piece of bacon on a hot griddle! This was quite uncomfortable so I let go. I landed in a dumpster and a homeless guy was in there.

I said, “Sup dude, mind if I drop in? LOL LOL!”

He said, “It would have been nice if you called ahead of time, I don’t like the pop-in.”

I replied, “You have a cell phone?”

He said, “Derr, who doesn’t have a cell phone? I got me the Galaxy S5, I’m hip with the times, bro.”