Santa: You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly.

Tech Support: What does it say?

Santa: Something about an error and non-system disk.

Tech Support: Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?

Santa: No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside. How do I get that one out?

Tech Support: It's actually fairly easy if you had the IQ upgraded lately. Have you had that done?

Santa: No, I don't think so. I'm always one of the last to get the new stuff.

Tech Support: OK, then go tell your manager that I said you qualify for an IQ upgrade.