The doctor will see you now. Oh really. It's only been 2 hours. During that time, the minute hand made two complete cycles in a row. There were thirty muggings in the state. Gas prices shot up 20 cents. The stock market crashed. Donald Trump announced that pigs are illegal aliens. He calls them all swine. Trump has lost a big deal with the Pork Industry. Two thousand thirty five new cases of sunburn were reported in the state. There were thirty five suspicious fires in the counties. A suspect known as the Human Torch has been reported being seen around the fires. Finally, fifty five weddings took place in the little town of Marriagville.